I connected with an extremely exotic brunette bombshell on Tinder. Her profile said she was Chilean, Hawaiian, & Native American. In other words, the chick was basically a mixture of everything that’s still good, wild, and free in this world. Since this young woman was such a pistol I wanted to be sure to bring my A game. I started off by complimenting her on what a great nationality mix she was and then followed that up with one of my staples for darker women by asking her if she lives in a jungle or some other exotic place. I then went in for the close by asking her if I could take her out for a drink, ice cream, or puppies sometime. Though most women love all three of those things, I wanted to emphasize to Pocahontas that I’d basically want to give a junglecat like her anything she wanted.