I connected with Ashanti’s cousin, a fine, fine sista, on Tinder. “Naw you ain’t get it, she black, she a sista” (thanks Kanye!). Anyway, given her physical & nominal likeness to Ashanti that seemed like an obvious choice for introduction. She liked it. Actually “loved” it in fact. But then the conversation died. I tried to resuscitate it with one of my friend Gummi’s great lines but Ashanti’s cousin didn’t bite back. It’s usually pretty pretty hard for someone to read “Hey what’s up hello” and not sing back “Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door” like Fetty Wap in Trap Queen. But oh well. Such is life. Who knows? Maybe like Kanye also said, “I feel like there’s still bitches that owe me sex”.